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Only the Kitties - Funny Cat Greeting Card

£3.00
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Delivery

UK Mainland

  • Orders over £50 - FREE UK Mainland DPD Next working day.
  • Orders Under £50 - £3.95 DPD Next working day delivery.

UK Non Mainland

(Scottish Highlands. Northern Ireland, IOM, Channel Islands etc.)

  • Orders over £50 - FREE Royal Mail second class recorded delivery
  • Orders under £50 - £3.95 Royal Mail second class recorded delivery

Cut off point for orders to be dispatched on the same day* is Monday to Friday at 12:30pm. Orders placed after 12:30pm or at the weekend will be shipped on the next working day. Working days are Monday to Friday, excluding Bank Holidays.

*We work very hard to get all orders dispatched asap, however during sale and busy periods, dispatch can occasionally be delayed.

Returns

We are happy to accept returns and exchanges within 14 days of the item/s being delivered.

Unfortunately, as a small independent business, we are unable to cover the cost of returns.

We recommend using a tracked service to return your items to us to the following address...

Captain Jellyfish

67 High St

Skipton

BD23 1DS

Items may also be returned to us in store.

For more information of Returns/Exchanges, please see our Delivery & Returns page.

Those boobs are off limits to all but the cat! In this funny mum card, a four-panel comic design shows a black cat, getting bigger and bigger in each frame, zooming into the wide eyed stare. Each panel has a caption, which reads, “Only…the kitties…can walk…on titties”, ensuring everyone knows who’s in charge.

This greeting card is paired with a kraft envelope and packaged plastic-free.  

Blank inside for a personal message
Size: 148 x 148mm
Luxurious FSC-certified board
Envelope: recycled brown kraft envelope

•  Made in United Kingdom