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Fine Dining - Rude Cards

£3.00
by Whale & Bird
Type: Cards, Wrap & Decorations
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UK Mainland

  • Orders over £50 - FREE UK Mainland DPD Next working day.
  • Orders Under £50 - £3.95 DPD Next working day delivery.

UK Non Mainland

(Scottish Highlands. Northern Ireland, IOM, Channel Islands etc.)

  • Orders over £50 - FREE Royal Mail second class recorded delivery
  • Orders under £50 - £3.95 Royal Mail second class recorded delivery

Cut off point for orders to be dispatched on the same day* is Monday to Friday at 12:30pm. Orders placed after 12:30pm or at the weekend will be shipped on the next working day. Working days are Monday to Friday, excluding Bank Holidays.

*We work very hard to get all orders dispatched asap, however during sale and busy periods, dispatch can occasionally be delayed.

Returns

We are happy to accept returns and exchanges within 14 days of the item/s being delivered.

Unfortunately, as a small independent business, we are unable to cover the cost of returns.

We recommend using a tracked service to return your items to us to the following address...

Captain Jellyfish

67 High St

Skipton

BD23 1DS

Items may also be returned to us in store.

For more information of Returns/Exchanges, please see our Delivery & Returns page.

On this funny greeting card, a couple of beautifully-dressed rabbits share a meal in a fancy restaurant, gazing down at the tiny portions on their plates and starting to complain to each other just as the waiter arrives. The conversation between the three rabbits is revealed in the white border as the greeting card caption, which reads: 

"This 'fine dining' is an absolute joke. We've just spent a small fortune on a meal that would fit on a f*cking postage stamp.”
“Evening sir and madam, how is your meal?
“Gorgeous thank you. Just perfect..."

Looks like someone’s stopping for pizza on the way home! This funny Valentine’s Day/ Anniversary card or love card is a memorable gift for any romantic occasion, especially for that certain someone who prefers quantity over quality when it comes to food. 

This funny card is part of the Forest Fr1ends collection, featuring the sweet-seeming woodland creatures in various naughty and rude situations.

Forest Fr1ends Rude Cards Features:
Blank inside for a personal message
Size: 105 x 148mm
Stock: luxurious FSC-certified board
Envelope: recycled brown kraft envelope
Packaging: recyclable paper eco band